Purity Of Essence

The Girl snuck a small bottle of Purell into my pocket this morning. This is a biological solution to the germ warfare that is my office. Of my co-workers, 90% of them have kids, 50% of those have multiple kids and 80% of those kids attend some kind of day care. Do the math. Avian flu? I probably had that last week.

I have been trying to use it, but I just dropped a large splot (technical term) onto the keyboard's (useless) plastic wristpad. Do I:

A) Go ahead and smear some on my hands off the keyboard? I mean, can Purell get ... tainted? Isn't dirty Purell like a virgin cocktail?

B) Rub the Purell into the wristpad, hoping to make a sterile environment anyway?

C) Wipe off the Purell, toss into can and make a silent Buddhist prayer for all those fallen bacteria?

I just don't know.




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