Urban Retro Offers Sculpture of Love Child Between Mario and Mickey

Some things, dear reader, I couldn't make up if I tried. Such is it with the limited edition Akashi, a sculpture which answers the often unasked question of what a creature might look like if it were a genetic splice of Mario and Mickey Mouse. To Urban Retro's credit, they mention that if this is too freakish, they have a more normal Mario selection as well.