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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Landover Baptist Offers FREE PS3 (if you accept Christ)

Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they won't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3!  
-- Accept Jesus Christ and Get a Free Playstation 3

If you're not familiar with the good work Landover performs for this Earth - you might take this seriously.

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