...of what would happen when we struck a comet with "Impactor":
Giant Cave Worm rears head, swallows Impactor whole.
Comet Tempel I takes aim, fires back.
Dread lord Shog Nubbuth, rudely awaken from his ten thousand year slumber, swallows universe whole.
In reaction to such rudeness, comets go on strike.
Impactor knocks away just enough of Tempel's outer shell to reveal the word "VGER".
Comet's plume not brightened as it was unexpectantly made of cheese.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Some Disproven Theories
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