Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Van Dammage

Speaking of marketing-induced crapfests:

In a revolutionary move, Indian development company Paradox Studios has signed up with Hollywood action star Van Damme. The Belgian born star will promote Kick Boxing and Van Dammage, games based on his style of kick boxing, which was created by Paradox’s 4-member team, with inputs from the actor’s personal instructor. The games will be released along with the release of Van Damme’s movies Second in Command and Hard Cops which are slated to release later this year.
-- Hollywood action hero Van Damme signed by Paradox Studios to promote Games

To which the only valid response is ... that guy is still alive?



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1 comment:

  1. Wow, I wonder if this will meet the high bar set by Shaq-fu?

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